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  "html": "<p>I've never been to <a href=\"http://defcon.org\">Defcon</a>, but I've heard stories.  Thus, this exchange I saw on IRC whilst lurking was amusing:</p>\n<pre>[3:12pm] &lt;shiruken&gt; hey, there are 2 rules of Defcon\n[3:12pm] &lt;shiruken&gt; 1. Drink lots of fluid\n[3:12pm] &lt;shiruken&gt; 2. Wipe your whole laptop and start                                     \nover when you get home\n</pre>\n\n<div id=\"comments\" class=\"comments archived-comments\"><h3>Archived Comments</h3>\n<ul class=\"comments\">\n<li class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-221083017\">\n<div class=\"meta\">\n<div class=\"author\">\n<a class=\"avatar image\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.agileprogrammer.com/eightytwenty\"><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=69b3d79b3e64a9562ece6ba158a43ca7&amp;size=32&amp;default=http://mediacdn.disqus.com/1320279820/images/noavatar32.png\" width=\"\" height=\"\"></a>\n<a class=\"avatar name\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.agileprogrammer.com/eightytwenty\">Gordon Weakliem</a>\n</div>\n\n\n<p><a href=\"#comment-221083017\" class=\"permalink\"><time datetime=\"2006-08-02T22:34:36\">2006-08-02T22:34:36</time></a></p>\n</div>\n\n\n<div class=\"content\"><p>I'm thinking I'd wipe the laptop and start over BEFORE I went!</p></div>\n\n\n</li>\n</ul>\n\n\n</div>\n\n\n",
  "body": "I've never been to <a href=\"http://defcon.org\">Defcon</a>, but I've heard stories.  Thus, this exchange I saw on IRC whilst lurking was amusing:\r\n<pre>\r\n[3:12pm] &lt;shiruken&gt; hey, there are 2 rules of Defcon\r\n[3:12pm] &lt;shiruken&gt; 1. Drink lots of fluid\r\n[3:12pm] &lt;shiruken&gt; 2. Wipe your whole laptop and start                                     \r\nover when you get home\r\n</pre>\n\n<div id=\"comments\" class=\"comments archived-comments\">\n            <h3>Archived Comments</h3>\n            \n        <ul class=\"comments\">\n            \n        <li class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-221083017\">\n            <div class=\"meta\">\n                <div class=\"author\">\n                    <a class=\"avatar image\" rel=\"nofollow\" \n                       href=\"http://www.agileprogrammer.com/eightytwenty\"><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=69b3d79b3e64a9562ece6ba158a43ca7&amp;size=32&amp;default=http://mediacdn.disqus.com/1320279820/images/noavatar32.png\"/></a>\n                    <a class=\"avatar name\" rel=\"nofollow\" \n                       href=\"http://www.agileprogrammer.com/eightytwenty\">Gordon Weakliem</a>\n                </div>\n                <a href=\"#comment-221083017\" class=\"permalink\"><time datetime=\"2006-08-02T22:34:36\">2006-08-02T22:34:36</time></a>\n            </div>\n            <div class=\"content\"><p>I'm thinking I'd wipe the laptop and start over BEFORE I went!</p></div>\n            \n        </li>\n    \n        </ul>\n    \n        </div>\n    ",
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