"I... I'm afraid I don't understand. Does that mean you don't eat cheese?"

"Disemvoweling (also spelled disemvowelling) is a technique used by forum moderators to suppress trollage, vandalism, and other rude behavior in online discourse by removing all the vowels from the offending material."

"Instead of a typical XMPP IM message, we'll show how to send Atom Entry documents as XMPP payloads."

These sounds are all incredibly painful to hear. "My hard drive is experiencing some strange noises but I am unsure if the drive is failing. How can I determine if the noises are due to a failing hard drive?"

"Let's face it, the Internet is a rough place."

"Say you want to style form fields. You probably want to apply different styles to your text inputs, your submit buttons, your checkboxes, etc. But they all share the same tag name, input, so you can't just use an element selector in your CSS."

"MochiKit 1.2 is now available [download]."

"If you know you can love work, you're in the home stretch, and if you know what work you love, you're practically there. "

"tcp.im is an instant messaging client and server framework for Frontier and Radio UserLand."