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  "title": "Christmas Under Siege",
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  "html": "<blockquote cite=\"http://q.queso.com/archives/001800\">I mean, seriously, is the first weekend of November really time to start assaulting your customers with silver bells and dreams of white Christmases? Might this be a bit premature?</blockquote>\n\n\n<p><small style=\"text-align:right; display:block\">Source: <a href=\"http://q.queso.com/archives/001800\">QDN: Stop with the seasonal assault!</a></small></p>\n<p>When the nutters start yelling about <a href=\"http://mediamatters.org/items/200510240015\">a War on Christmas</a>, maybe they're just not really understanding the situation.  I mean, the Christmas I really hate is the one manufactured by corporations.  That, and I just want to bludgeon every bell ringer.  Meanwhile, this season, I'll be enjoying time with friends and family around a handful of Yuletime trees like a good little pagan.</p>\n<!-- tags: christmas -->\n",
  "body": "<blockquote cite=\"http://q.queso.com/archives/001800\">I mean, seriously, is the first weekend of November really time to start assaulting your customers with silver bells and dreams of white Christmases? Might this be a bit premature?</blockquote>\r\n<small style=\"text-align:right; display:block\">Source: <a href=\"http://q.queso.com/archives/001800\">QDN: Stop with the seasonal assault!</a></small>\r\n\r\nWhen the nutters start yelling about [a War on Christmas][war], maybe they're just not really understanding the situation.  I mean, the Christmas I really hate is the one manufactured by corporations.  That, and I just want to bludgeon every bell ringer.  Meanwhile, this season, I'll be enjoying time with friends and family around a handful of Yuletime trees like a good little pagan.\r\n\r\n[war]: http://mediamatters.org/items/200510240015\r\n\r\n<!-- tags: christmas -->\r\n",
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